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Published on February 26, 2014

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You need to have sideburns. Period.: You need to have sideburns. Period. Brought to You by Fleischman- A Men’s Salon Having A sideburn = game changer : Having A sideburn = game changer Erica Fleischman runs a Men’s Salon in New York. She knows men’s style. When she says men need sideburns, men listen. Here are 10 reasons why you need sideburns if you're a man. #1: They Frame your face: #1: They Frame your face Would you put a photo that's important to you on a shelf without a frame? Maybe, but the picture won't attract any positive attention because without a frame it keeps falling over, or the edges start to curl, or the color gets warped. But , put a nice frame around the photo, and the photo takes on a whole different meaning. People will stop and look. Same goes for your face, put the proper frame around it, aka sideburns, and you'll look like the best version of yourself. #2: No matter the haircut style, always have a side burn: #2: No matter the haircut style, always have a side burn I don't care whether you have long flowing locks or a number one all over, (which by the way, unless you are Wentworth Miller from Prison Break, I don't suggest you ever have a number one all over). No haircut style can go without a sideburn. #3: Length matters: #3: Length matters The length of the sideburn matters. What’s the "perfect" length? Take a look at the inside of your ear- it has a little circular notch at the bottom. The bottom of that notch is where your sideburn should end. That is where you bring the edge of your razor to when you are shaving. You can never go wrong with my "perfect" length but if you go just above or just below my perfect length, it's cool. #4: depth/density matters: #4: depth/density matters By depth/density, I mean how thick are the sideburns I'm telling you to have. Keep your sideburn depth in check. The hair should be cut and blended tight to the face. Enough density to see the sideburn shape but close enough to the face that in a week you wont have peyot (Google it if you don't know what I'm talking about). Keep your shit in check here, when the density gets too thick, go in and ask for a cleanup. Your stylist would be happy to quickly reblend and tighten up your burn. Oh and DO NOT try to do it yourself with the same razor you use while shaving. You'll fuck it up and take a chunk out of your beautifully shaped sideburn, guaranteed. #5: width matters: #5: width matters Don't EVER shave into your sideburns to make them thinner . I can't even talk about those toothpick sideburns I see guys walking around with. That's like whole next level shit. To me, a natural shaped sideburn is the only sideburn to have- growing naturally next to the ear before what we would consider to be your beard hair. Thin out the depth but always leave the natural width. Some guys have more width than others in their burns, and that's ok. Natural is always the way. #6: You do have hair to grow a sideburn, even if you think you don't: #6: You do have hair to grow a sideburn , even if you think you don't Even if you can't grow a beard. Even if throughout your whole life you never thought you had enough hair to fill in a sideburn, let whatever hair is there grow. I can create a sideburn even if you tell me I can't. Trust me, I can. Grow two hairs and I can form a sideburn. #7:  Everyone will start to comment that you look better: #7:  Everyone will start to comment that you look better They'll probably say: When in reality all you have done is grown a fucking sideburn. “Have you lost weight?” “Did you get laid last night?” “Are you tan?” #8: You don't play for Mr. Burns...: #8: You don't play for Mr. Burns... You know… Homer’s boss . #9: Share your newfound love of sideburns: #9: Share your newfound love of sideburns Next time your buddy comes back from getting clobbered at the local barber, pass on your newfound appreciation for sideburns and tell him what's up. Don't just make fun of him behind his back. Don't gchat to your other buddies about how childish and ridiculous and fucked up he looks. PAY what I have taught you FORWARD. Teach others that having sideburns is crucial to life ... For me it goes water, food, sideburns. #10: Unless you have a shaved head you are to have a sideburn. End of discussion.: #10: Unless you have a shaved head you are to have a sideburn. End of discussion. Fleischman- A Men’s Salon: 142 East 49th Street, Suite 1A New York, New York 10017 http ://fleischmansalon.com / 212.750.5666 Fleischman- A Men’s Salon

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