# WHY MEN ARE MORE HAPPY.???

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Published on December 2, 2008

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WHY MEN ARE MORE HAPPY.???

NICKNAMES If Vanessa, Doina and Katerina go out for lunch, they will call each other Vanessa, Doina and Katerina.

If Vanessa, Doina and Katerina go out for lunch, they will call

each other Vanessa, Doina and Katerina.

NICKNAMES If Jim, wim and AbbY go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.

When the bill arrives, Jim, wim and AbbY will each throw in Rs. 100, even though it's only for Rs. 232.50.  None of them will have anything smaller and none will want the change back. EATING OUT

When the bill arrives, Jim, wim and AbbY will each throw in

Rs. 100, even though it's only for Rs. 232.50.  None of them will have anything smaller and none will want the change back.

EATING OUT When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.

MONEY A man will pay Rs. 200 for a Rs. 100 item he needs.

A man will pay Rs. 200 for a Rs. 100 item he needs.

A woman will pay Rs. 100 for a Rs. 200 item that she  doesn't need but it's on sale. MONEY

A woman will pay Rs. 100 for a Rs. 200 item that she  doesn't need but it's on sale.

BATHROOMS A man has six items in his bathroom:  toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a  towel .

A man has six items in his bathroom:  toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a  towel .

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom is 337.  A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items. BATHROOMS

The average number of items in the typical woman's bathroom

is 337.  A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of

these items.

ARGUMENTS A woman has the last word in any argument.

A woman has the last word in any argument.

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. ARGUMENTS

Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

FUTURE A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. FUTURE

A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.

SUCCESS A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.

A successful woman is one who can find such a man. SUCCESS

A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

MARRIAGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does. MARRIAGE

A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, but she does.

DRESSING UP A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.

A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the

book, and get the mail.

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals. DRESSING UP

A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.

NATURAL Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. .

Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. .

Women somehow deteriorate during the night. NATURAL

Women somehow deteriorate during the night.

OFFSPRING Ah, children.  A woman knows all about her children.  She knows about  dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

Ah, children.  A woman knows all about her children.  She knows about  dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house. OFFSPRING

A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.

THOUGHT FOR THE  DAY A married man should forget his mistakes.  There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

A married man should forget his mistakes.  There's no use in two people remembering the same thing!

SO, send this to the women who have a sense  of humor and who can handle it ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it. [email_address] Satanic 

SO, send this to the women who have a sense  of humor and

who can handle it ... and to the men who will enjoy reading it.

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