Published on February 10, 2014
Feb 14th making you blue? Here is an “UnValentine” especially for you.
No reason to let singlehood bring you down.
Keep reading, trust me, there’s no reason to frown.
“Smug marrieds” spent $25,000 on the average “I do’s”.
50 Which means you’ve saved enough dough for pairs of Jimmy Choo shoes!
Honeymoon smoney-moon, that’s old, that’s been done.
T ake yourself on an “Un-eymoon”, that’s where you’ll have real fun.
Notice the best characters on TV are all single?
(Seriously, when is the last time Al Bundy made you tingle?)
Your friends have all met “the one”, which makes you feel nettled.
With 7 billion possible mates in the world, at least you’ve not settled!
So keep your toilet lid up, your clothes strewn all around And take solace that in this UnValentine you have found.
That 365 364 days every year, it’s OK to feel badly for those paired two by two.
‘Cause they got a whole lot of nothing on YOU!
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