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Published on June 30, 2008

Author: amimar77

Source: slideshare.net

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Just some funnies for today- download for effects

Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian, anymore than standing in a garage makes you a car.

For every action,, there is an equal and opposite government program.

If you look like your passport picture, you probably need the trip.

A conscience is what hurts when all of your other parts feel so good.

Middle age is when broadness of the mind and narrowness of the waist change places .

You should not confuse your career with your life.

Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognise a mistake when you make it again.

You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests that you think she’s pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.

There is always one more imbecile than you counted on.

Never be afraid to try something new. Remember that a lone amateur built the Ark. A large group of professionals built the Titanic.

It’s easier to get forgiveness than permission.

Don’t worry what people think, they don’t do it very often.

If you must choose between two evils, pick the one you’ve never tried before.

Opportunities always look bigger going than coming.

Thou shalt not weigh more than thy fridge.

A person, who is nice to you, but rude to the waiter, is not a nice person.

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion, economic status or ethnic background, is that , deep down inside, we ALL believe that we are above average drivers.

It’s not the jeans that make your bum look fat ……… it’s the fat

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

Nobody cares if you can’t dance well. Just get up and dance.

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway.

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