Quadrants and you

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Published on April 3, 2014

Author: theresastromberg1

Source: slideshare.net

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Homestuck and South park

By: EricT Cartman

 You guys have all fucked up.  Her Imperial Condescension would be appauled.  Just because you all decided to play this game together does not mean that you should ignore your perfected social order.  In three simple steps, you can undo the damage and pave the way for Alternia 2.0:  Refresh Quadrants  Stick to Class  Learn to Love it!

 Because it’s not me talking, it’s your government!Your media! Your fish queen! And your AWESOME Porn.  Look to this as a guide, leading you back to the practices and standards that made your race KING.  Every time you pile, pail, or intermediate – just imagine HIC is watching you.  Would she approve?  If not – LOOK ATYOUR LIFE AND LOOK ATYOUR CHOICES.

 ANSWER:THEY DON’T (unless said human identifies as trollkin then its totally okay)  Ignorant -Humans (who do not identify as trollkin) can not grasp the concept of quadrants.  Blood color – humans only have red blood and therefore they do not fall into any of the classes.  Cum – Humans don’t produce enough jizz to fill a bucket (unless they’re totally awesome).  Mammals – It wouldn’t even work! (Unless theyre trollkin - don’t be an ableist fuck).

 Once you realize that your relationship would have gained the ire of your peers back on home (or even gotten you culled), you’re on the path to righteousness!  Examine the trolls available around your caste and determine who would make the most sense where.  Kiss (or cuddle) your respective highblood or lowblood quadrantmate goodbye! It’s time to move onto bigger or better trolls! (or smaller and fitting to your class depending on who we’re talking about)

 Provided below is an example of a suitable relationship chart that HIC would approve of:

 It feels good when you know you’re improving the chances of your race’s longevity!  Better matches pairs mean better slurries and less defects – like mutants and retard trolls.  Giving into temptation may be fun, but what would HIC say?That’s right. She wouldn’t even speak to you, you’d just be culled.

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malinscky | 19/07/16
It`s so funny:)

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