Parody Job Hunting 'Sonny & Ray Style'

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Published on May 21, 2010

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Slide 1: NO WEAPONS OR DRUGS INSIDE I’m Sonny, and I’m here with my partner Ray. HOW TO GET A JOB Seven Surefire Tips from Sonny & Ray Sonny & Ray’s How To Get a Job School Slide 2: Sonny & Ray’s How To Get a Job School We own six ‘How To Get a Job Schools’ nationwide. NO WEAPONS OR DRUGS INSIDE Slide 3: Sonny & Ray’s How To Get a Job School NO WEAPONS OR DRUGS INSIDE Today we’re gonna give you seven FREE tips on how to get a job. Slide 4: Sonny & Ray’s How To Get a Job School Do not park a broke ass car in the parking lot! People are watching you through the window. NO WEAPONS OR DRUGS INSIDE Slide 5: Sonny & Ray’s How To Get a Job School NO WEAPONS OR DRUGS INSIDE If you’re a former CEO with a Lexus…people hate you… take the bus. Slide 6: Sonny & Ray’s How To Get a Job School NO WEAPONS OR DRUGS INSIDE Don’t wear your bus pass around your neck. Slide 7: Sonny & Ray’s How To Get a Job School NO WEAPONS OR DRUGS INSIDE Thank you Floyd…now go back and answer the phones. Slide 8:  Find a nice resume you like on the internet. Slide 9: 1)Copy and paste resume. 2) Change the name on the resume to yours. Copy and paste the person’s resume and insert your name… Slide 10: 3) Fake your job application. 4) Use fake employer telephone numbers. Fake your job application to match your resume. Slide 11: 5) Line up fake references. 6) Role play with Fake references. Do ‘role playing’ with your fake references. Slide 12: 7) Use your ‘meeting with white people face’ during the interview. If you’re an African American man… don’t forget to use the ‘meeting with white people’ face during the interview. Slide 13: Watch closely as Ray demonstrates. S&R Slide 14: You can still get a job if you have a record. S&R Slide 15: Lance was a fund manager who served six years for embezzlement. S&R Slide 16: Using S&R techniques I landed a top job at AIG. S&R Slide 17: Before Harold went bankrupt he owned Saturn dealerships all across the Midwest. S&R Slide 18: Harold is my father-in-law. Now he lives over my garage with his shelter poodles and Matchbox cars. S&R Slide 19: Sir you seemed to enjoy our brief presentation…would you like to sign up for the $99 course? S&R Slide 20: No...Floyd told me if I stayed through the whole presentation I’d get orange juice and a snack. S&R Slide 21: S&R Come on down to S&R today and get a free burger/drink with our $99 course. FRANCHISES AVAILABLE

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