How to Not Give a F*** 101

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Published on February 1, 2009

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NOT GIVING A FUCK101The secret to happiness and inner peace : NOT GIVING A FUCK101The secret to happiness and inner peace By: Keith Binion NGF Specialist Since 2006 Remember : Remember The key to not giving a fuck is simply… not giving a fuck What does it mean to not give a fuck? : What does it mean to not give a fuck? Not giving a fuck means that you simply don’t care about the outcome of the situation. If you believe this, then you’ve been severely misled A better explanation… : A better explanation… Although you truly care about the outcome of your situation, you are fully prepared and willing to accept the outcome as a result of minimal or zero physical or emotional exertion Why shouldn’t I give a fuck??? : Why shouldn’t I give a fuck??? You may ask, “Keith, why shouldn’t I give a fuck?” There is one very simple, irrefutable answer to this question… Why the fuck would you? How to not give a fuck : How to not give a fuck Speak your mind at all times Exert yourself as little as possible Try not to think too much Follow these 3 easy steps and you are well on your way to the best days of your life How do I let people know that I don’t give a fuck? : How do I let people know that I don’t give a fuck? Hmm…I’m very sorry Well, that sounds quite interesting Wow! I’m really excited for you Thank you so much *Notice the use of adverbs Use these phrases on a daily basis If someone uses one while addressing you, respond with a simple “Fuck you asshole” Keys to making it workFSS : Keys to making it workFSS Face Let them know how you feel before you open your mouth Sound The tone of your voice can determine how you really feel 100% of the time Silence Pause in the right places and always leave the other person feeling awkward Review : Review You care, but just not enough to do anything There really isn’t any good reason to give a fuck, when not giving a fuck is a perfectly good alternative Do. Don’t think FSS Got it? CONGRATULATIONS! : CONGRATULATIONS! You are no longer bound by the social construct of giving a fuck about shit! Go on and experience true happiness and inner peace Thank you, and go fuck yourself

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