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Published on September 26, 2008

Author: carmine.galante

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This is a little presentation about hoe become an engineer by NoCtrl Sch Qpa team :)
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How become an engineer

A presentation by NoCtrl This presentation made by KovA Please, take a look at the other participants too at: http : // mernokkevalas.folyamata.hu

A presentation by NoCtrl

This presentation made by KovA

Please, take a look at the other participants too at: http : // mernokkevalas.folyamata.hu

Why Engineering? Real Engineers know that Halloween is really the same as Christmas, because OCT 31 = DEC 25. (If you _don't_ get it, then you're not a Real Engineer.) Real Engineers know the second law of thermodynamics - but not their own shirt size. Real Engineers have a non-technical vocabulary of 800 words. Real Engineers say "It's 70 degrees Fahrenheit, 25 degrees Celsius, and 298 degrees Kelvin" and all you say is "Isn't it a nice day"

Real Engineers know that Halloween is really the same as Christmas, because OCT 31 = DEC 25. (If you _don't_ get it, then you're not a Real Engineer.)

Real Engineers know the second law of thermodynamics - but not their own shirt size.

Real Engineers have a non-technical vocabulary of 800 words.

Real Engineers say "It's 70 degrees Fahrenheit, 25 degrees Celsius, and 298 degrees Kelvin" and all you say is "Isn't it a nice day"

A better reason 

OK, I think now you want to become an engineer, if not, see the picture below…

First lesson

Have some friend, to enjoy the time before the exams…

Second lesson

… and have a geek friend for the exams 

Third lesson

Learn the mystery of crib notes!

Last lesson

If you will be to drunken….

A presentation by NoCtrl This presentation made by KovA Please, take a look at the other participants too at: http : // mernokkevalas.folyamata.hu Thank you for your attention!

A presentation by NoCtrl

This presentation made by KovA

Please, take a look at the other participants too at: http : // mernokkevalas.folyamata.hu

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