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opprairie.com The orland park prairie | February 14, 2013 | 21 Jest a Thought Love comes in all shapes, sizes T oday is Valentine’s Day and the spir- ited debate on the legitimacy of this holiday continues to rage on. There are those who feel this is a day to express their feelings of love toward those impor- tant to them. Then there are others, like myself, that curse the day for being a manu- factured holiday cooked up by corporate big wigs to sell candy and flowers. I’m steadfast in my belief 364 days of the year and then, like the gooey center of a chocolate-covered cherry, I melt and buy my wife a big box of the aforementioned chocolate cherries. She gets one or two and I usually eat the rest, so it’s a pretty good deal for me. The expression of love can come in many ways. I expressed my love for my wife and daughter in a deli- cious, heart-shaped meatloaf one year. Yes, I forgot to buy something but anytime you can save a night on the couch by sculpting ground beef is a win in my book. Love can also be shown by appreciating the everyday, little things you notice in loved ones. My daughter will only eat her Fruity Pebbles cereal out of a gigantic, “Friends” style coffee mug. The look of joy on her face is priceless as she rots her very expensive teeth away eating colored puffs of pure sugar. I love that my wife sneez- es in a series of three and I hold out for that third sneeze before the “God bless you” is offered. They’re really not sneezes, but lil’ peeps she calls sneezes. I sneeze. I actually pronounce the “ah choo” and I’ve been known to rattle dishes, frighten children and I once made my grandmother drop a few expletives, normally heard at truck stops and in Eddie Murphy stand-up routines. I think my wife loves the fact that I have not sung the correct words to a song on the radio in 20 years. She’ll half-heartedly complain but deep down she knows my lyrics are much better. The only songs I actually know the right words for are any song sung on “The Brady Bunch.” And yes, she still loves me. I think I saw the greatest expression of love a few years ago. I was standing in line at a popular dinner buf- fet when my attention was focused on a little boy, no more than 2, trying to grab some teriyaki chicken wings from the buffet. His mother was busy trying to keep him from grabbing the food while making plates for three other children. His name was Ronnie and he was rifling through the wings with his dirty, chubby little fingers like he was looking for an odd sock in a drawer. As I watched in hor- ror, I heard his mother ask loud enough for all to hear, “Ronnie! Did you make “boom-booms?” Ronnie’s focus was impressive as he didn’t respond and kept pawing the chicken. And then it happened. Ron- nie’s mother plunged a free finger down the back of his pull-ups to check for boom booms. Whether Ronnie filled his pull-ups or not, that is a tainted finger. It’s a no-win situation. It espe- cially hit home for me as my mom told stories of how she checked us with “the dipstick” technique when we were kids. I don’t remember or maybe I blocked it out. Thankfully, the finger re- turned clean, like a toothpick stuck into perfectly cooked brownies. Needless to say, dinner was cut short for me. Was that the expression of love I referred to earlier? Not quite. You see, Ronnie managed to hold true on his quest, even during the probe, and snatched up a wing. The look on his face of pure joy and the “ooohhh” sound he made, like he just saw his first fireworks explosion, was the look of true love. So today, if you find it necessary to buy some- thing for your loved ones, please do so. But always remember love can come in many shapes, sizes and expressions. Let’s try and remember what’s important today and every other day ... keep your hands out of the teriyaki wings and the backs of each others trousers. Editor’s Note: Matt Foley is an Orland Park resident who en- joys creative writing. Comments can be sent to fols@comcast. net. If there’s a joke, there’s a way Orland Park resident pursues comedic profession Clare Lane, Assistant Editor While Ramzy Sweis has been living in Orland Park since 1997, he only recently began pursing his love for comedy through performing stand up over the last several years. “I’m referred to as a comic’s comic,” Sweis said. “The reason why I got into comedy is because I don’t think comedy should have a price. I knew I was the best and I knew I could be the best because I know what makes people laugh.” Since 2010, Sweis has been hitting stages across the southwest suburbs, Chi- cago’s city limits, as well as faraway destinations like Puerto Rico. “I live, breathe and sleep my jokes, and I’ve done two shows a month for the last couple of years,” the come- dian said. “Before a show I would make several copies of jokes and hang them up all over my office, in my car, or slide copies in my suit- case. I’d practice with who- ever would listen.” Sweis became more known throughout the lo- cal comedic circuit through his “I never repeat a joke,” sketch and mentality. Al- though he said he hasn’t quite established a large fol- lowing, he keeps perform- ing and posting videos to his YouTube channel, Facebook fan page and www.funnyor- die.com. For the most part, Sweis said his comedy is family friendly, and he never insults anyone else while on stage. Despite his wholesome ma- terial, he was sought out by representatives from funny- ordie.com, which is owned by famed funny man Will Ferrell, to be considered for the site’s homepage video. “I did a show in front of 200 people and uploaded it on Funny or Die,” he said. “I got emailed by them [say- ing] it was amazing work and I was nominated for the homepage consider- ation. Then they asked me if I could do a compilation video.” According to Sweis, he also recently made a Barack Obama compilation video, which boasts a somewhat local joke referencing Bar- raco’s in Orland. “There’s a pizza place Barack Obama started,” the joke starts, “Its called Bar- racos.” In reference to this specif- ic joke, as well as most of his other material, Sweis said he tries to be respectful and not to press any buttons. Despite this nice-enough approach, Sweis has still had to deal with tough critics, although he said it’s what helps him grow stronger and more successful as a come- dian. “You have to take it with a grain of salt,” he said. “I just know what’s being delivered [and] I know its’s going to be hilarious, and if I’m the only one that’s laughing, that’s OK.” With one of Sweis’s You- Tube videos boasting more than 620,000 views, and his continued effort to quite lit- erally never repeat a joke, he said he feels accepted not only by viewers, but by oth- er comedians in the industry as well. For Sweis, his comedic future seems bright and he is looking forward to continu- ing making jokes on stages where ever there is an op- portunity. “Eventually I want to get a TV contract, and hire co- medians and have [them] come on my show,” he said. “That’s a lot more enjoyable for me, just to see other co- medians.” Until that point, he recom- mends the art of joke telling to anyone willing to give it a go. “I highly recommend for people to go out there and tell jokes because at the end of the day you are just there to make people happy,” Sweis said. “It’s a proven fact [that] if you make some- one happy, you are going to be happy.” For more information about Sweis, visit www. Ramzysweis.com or Face- book.com/RamzySweis. Matt Foley Contributing Columnist Orland Park resident Orland resident and comedian Ramzy Sweis tells jokes on stage at a recent show. Photo submitted life & arts

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