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Published on January 9, 2009

Author: Hobeze

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Slide 1: The social network dedicated to 680 sports and hobbies http://www.hobeze.com Slide 2: Why did the golfer bring two pairs of trousers with him? Ans: In case he’d get a hole in one Slide 3: Watching from the Club house overlooking the 10th green, we saw a foursome approaching. Having marked their balls, suddenly one of the guys fell down and the three others started a fist fight. The Golf Captain stormed out from the Club house to separate the fighting men. "Why are you fighting?" he asked. "You see," said one of them, "my partner just had a stroke and now, these guys want to count it on the scorecard." Slide 4: What do you call a group of white men chasing a black man? Ans: The PGA Tour Slide 5: Many years ago, in Scotland, a new game was invented. It was ruled "Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden" ...and thus the word GOLF entered into the English language Slide 6: Four men were out golfing. "These hills are getting steeper as the years go by," one complained. "These fairways seem to be getting longer too," said one of the others. "The sand traps seem to be bigger than I remember them too," said the third senior. After hearing enough from his senior buddies, the oldest and the wisest of the four of them at 87 years old, piped up and said, "Just be thankful we're still on the right side of the grass!" Slide 7: A man enters a bus with both of his front pockets full of golf balls and sat down next to a beautiful blonde. The puzzled blonde kept looking at him and his bulging pockets. Finally, after many such glances from her, he said: 'Its golf balls'. Nevertheless, the blond continued to look at him for a very long time, deeply thinking about what he had said. After several minutes, not being able to contain her curiosity any longer, she asked: 'Does it hurt as much as tennis elbow?' Slide 8: Hobeze.com is the only social network dedicated to connecting hobby enthusiasts. Log on to http://www.hobeze.com today, and join the social network that connects golf and sports enthusiasts worldwide And remember - “The more friends you invite, the more fun you have” http://www.hobeze.com

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