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Published on March 21, 2009

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Financial Success Humorous business plan composed of humorous quotes By: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000ventures.com, 1000advices.com, Fun4Biz.com

PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini-course) Financial Success Humorous Business Plan "Money can't buy happiness; it can, however, rent it." – Unknown "Whoever said money can't buy happiness simply didn't know where to go shopping." – Bo Derek "If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some." – Benjamin Franklin "The greatest luxury of riches is that they enable you to escape so much good advice.“ – Sir Arthur Helps Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com Overview Values being created

PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini-course) Financial Success Humorous Business Plan "Wealth is any income that is at least one hundred dollars a year more than the income of one's wife's sister's husband." – H. L. Mencken "I don't like money actually, but it quiets the nerves." – Joe E. Lewis "Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy." – Spike Milligan "Money isn't everything but it sure keeps you in touch with your children." – J. Paul Getty Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com Targeted market

PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini-course) Financial Success Humorous Business Plan "I was so poor growing up ... if I wasn't a boy ...I'd have nothing to play with.“ – Rodney Dangerfield "When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bicycle. Then I realized that the Lord doesn't work that way so I stole one and asked Him to forgive me.“ – Emo Philips "I made my money the old fashioned way. I was very nice to a wealthy relative right before he died." – Malcolm Forbes "Money, it turned out, was exactly like sex, you thought of nothing else if you didn't have it and thought of other things if you did." – James Baldwin Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com Brief history

PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini-course) Financial Success Humorous Business Plan "It's important to me that money not be important to me." – Les Brown "All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy." – Spike Milligan "I sold my house this week. I got a pretty good price for it, but it made my landlord mad as hell." – Garry Shandling "Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be." – Rita Rudner "I can't afford to die; I'd lose a fortune." – George Burns Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com Milestones completed and future plans

PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini-course) Financial Success Humorous Business Plan "The easiest way for your children to learn about money is for you not to have any." – Katharine Whitehorn "Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work." – Robert Orben "Anyone who lives within their means suffers from a lack of imagination." – Oscar Wilde "Money never made a fool of anybody; it only shows them up." – Elbert Hubbard Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com Money Management Skills

PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini-course) Financial Success Humorous Business Plan "Money can't buy happiness, but it can make you awfully comfortable while you're being miserable." – Clare Boothe Luce Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com Growth Strategy Product Operational plan "If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem." – J. Paul Getty "Don't stay in bed, unless you can make money in bed." – George Burns "I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.“ – Douglas Adams

Financial Success Humorous Business Plan "The more you chase money, the harder it is to catch it." – Mike Tatum Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com Development risk "It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow then to spend tonight like there's no money.“ – P.J. O'Rourke "I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock." – Henny Youngman Risk management strategy

Financial Success Humorous Business Plan Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com "When Wealth walks in the door, the Press Agent comes in through the window." – George Ade Growth risk "I have always said that if I were a rich man, I would employ a professional praiser." – Osbert Sitwell Risk management strategy

PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini-course) Financial Success Humorous Business Plan "It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people." – Logan Pearsall Smith "He that is of the opinion money will do everything may well be suspected of doing everything for money." – Benjamin Franklin Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com Other risks Risk management strategy "Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate." – Oscar Wilde

PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini-course) Financial Success Humorous Business Plan "Money won't make you happy... but everybody wants to find out for themselves.“ – Zig Ziglar "Acquaintance is a person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to." – Ambrose Bierce "If you marry for money, you will surely earn it." – Ezra Bowen "What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money." – Henry Youngman Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com Markets Analysis

Financial Success Humorous Business Plan "Money is always there but the pockets change." – Gertrude Stein "When a person with money meets a person with experience, the person with the experience winds up with the money and the person with the money winds up with the experience." – Harvey MacKay Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com Competition Marketing strategy "God makes, and apparel shapes; but it's money that finishes the man." – Thomas Fuller "I believe in the Golden Rule — The Man with the Gold . . . Rules." – Laurence Tureaud

PERSONAL SUCCESS 360 (Ten3 Mini-course) Financial Success Humorous Business Plan "I just need enough to tide me over until I need more." – Bill Hoest "Part of the $10 million I spent on gambling, part on booze and part on women. The rest I spent foolishly." – George Raft Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com Funds Required and Uses Financial Projections "I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something." – Jackie Mason

THANK YOU! Enjoy more humorous business plans at www.1000advices.com Composed by: Vadim Kotelnikov Founder, Ten3 Business e-Coach 1000 ventures.com Financial Success Humorous Business Plan

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