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Published on March 6, 2009

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Economics for Dummies

What will you do if you had two cows? Keep them, sell them, outsource them? Here's a look at what Different people would do with two cows …...

What will you do if you had two cows?

Keep them, sell them, outsource them?

Here's a look at what Different people would do

with two cows …...

Traditional economics You have two cows You sell one & buy a bull Your herd multiplies You retire on the income

Traditional economics

You have two cows

You sell one & buy a bull

Your herd multiplies

You retire on the income

INFOSYS ECONOMICS You have 2 cows You put both of them on the bench & hire another two to do the job

TCS ECONOMICS You have 2 cows You tell them that only one will go onsite You ask both of them to fight for the only H1B Visa Both of them die after fighting

HCL ECONOMICS You have 2 cows You milk them only for 24 hours on just 7 days a week They run away

WIPRO ECONOMICS You have 2 cows You train them for 2 months on how to milk themselves Then u ask them to pull bullock carts

AMERICAN ECONOMICS You have two cows You sell one & force the other to produce the milk of 4 cows You profess surprise when the cow drops dead

FRENCH ECONOMICS You have two cows You go on strike because you want three cows

BRITISH ECONOMICS You have two cows They are both mad cows

GERMAN ECONOMICS You have two cows You re-engineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month & milk themselves.

SWISS ECONOMICS You have 5,000 cows, none of which belong to you You charge others for storing them

JAPANESE ECONOMICS You have two cows You redesign them to 1/10th the size of a normal cow & make 20-times the milk You then create cartoon cows called Cowkimon & market them

CHINESE ECONOMICS You have two cows You have 300 people milking them You claim full employment, high bovine productivity & arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers

PAKISTAN ECONOMICS You don't have any cows You claim that the Indian cows belong to you … Then ask the US for financial aid, China for military aid, British for Warplanes, Italy for machines, Germany for technology, French for submarines, Switzerland for loans. You buy the cows with all this & claim of exploitation by the world

INDIAN ECONOMICS You have two cows You worship them 

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