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Published on March 17, 2009

Author: jllequeux

Source: slideshare.net

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The true story of the consultant riding his SUV in the countryside...
More about Milou, on his personal page:
http://weltram.eu/milou.aspx
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What a Mascot’s Life! DotNetDoggy

Let me be your Mascot! Like any good professional, you need a Mascot! I’m the right one, because: I’ll be proud to wear your banner! I’m a very nice little doggy I love children But… I hate penguins! They’re all panicking when they see me!

Like any good professional, you need a Mascot!

I’m the right one, because:

I’ll be proud to wear your banner!

I’m a very nice little doggy

I love children

But…

I hate penguins!

They’re all panicking when they see me!

Pedigree Name: MyLoup Short-leg Vendee ( in French “Petit Griffon Vendeen” ) Mascot-candidate for the Scout Squad of my home town Nomination: Mascot for “Tintinnabule Association”, a non-profit organization acting for kids Former sheep-dog (I’m the dog of the famous story… but you don’t know the end yet…) Preferred meal : Roasted Penguin with bitter orange, cooked with old Cognac

Name: MyLoup

Short-leg Vendee ( in French “Petit Griffon Vendeen” )

Mascot-candidate for the Scout Squad of my home town

Nomination: Mascot for “Tintinnabule Association”, a non-profit organization acting for kids

Former sheep-dog (I’m the dog of the famous story… but you don’t know the end yet…)

Preferred meal : Roasted Penguin with bitter orange, cooked with old Cognac

Dressed for the evening! This is my usual evening dress But it’s also my camouflage coverall: Look: It’s black on the back! It’s white on the chest! You’ve just got it: I can sneak among flocks of penguins for days and days… My nickname is Double-O-Seven…

This is my usual evening dress

But it’s also my camouflage coverall:

Look:

It’s black on the back!

It’s white on the chest!

You’ve just got it: I can sneak among flocks of penguins for days and days… My nickname is Double-O-Seven…

A real star! I’m always wearing this lovely pair of lenses at the Cannes Film Festival As all stars are wearing the same kind of lenses, it’s really hard to make the difference between me and … let’s say … Schwartzy! I love Cannes because: It’s a nice place to stay The food is great! There’s no penguins (… too hot for them!)

I’m always wearing this lovely pair of lenses at the Cannes Film Festival

As all stars are wearing the same kind of lenses, it’s really hard to make the difference between me and … let’s say … Schwartzy!

I love Cannes because:

It’s a nice place to stay

The food is great!

There’s no penguins (… too hot for them!)

I’m helpful! I help my masters to clean-up our home I also help kids when they play soccer I imagine great recipes: Penguin “paté de foie gras” with liquorish white Sauternes wine… But my masters got mad at me because they hate “foie gras” makers!

I help my masters to clean-up our home

I also help kids when they play soccer

I imagine great recipes:

Penguin “paté de foie gras” with liquorish white Sauternes wine…

But my masters got mad at me because they hate “foie gras” makers!

I’m happy… Unlike the two cats exhibited on the net, I’m snoopily funny with a zest of orange hat! I love the cute strawberry one , below

Unlike the two cats exhibited on the net, I’m snoopily funny with a zest of orange hat!

I love the cute strawberry one , below

Cats are my friends Believe me: Cats are my friends! Particularly my old French buddy from La Rochelle!

Believe me: Cats are my friends! Particularly my old French buddy from La Rochelle!

How I found my Foster Dad The shepherd said: “Well, you may try!”. The guy, who was a real HTA (High Tech Addict), switched on his laptop and his GPS, requested half a dozen of satellite pix, got them processed and told the old shepherd: “You’ve got 1,125 sheep!” The old drunkard said: “Correct! You may take one!” The guy lifted me in his arm and threw me in his Dodge! The shepherd said: “You’re a smart consultant! Aren’t you?” The guy asked: “How do you know I’m a consultant?” My master is a technoholic geek, who thinks he’s a cow-boy! Here’s the true story of my life… I was keeping a flock of sheep in the French Causses (read : “Coss”), with an old shepherd, a former jackaroo who returned home after years in Oz, half-drunk at dawn and soaked dipped at dusk. An old Dodge stopped near my shepherd. A guy jumped off the car and said: “Good day, Sir, how do you do? If I tell you how many animals you’ve got, would you give me one?” … “ Well, said the shepherd, I didn’t request anything, you charged me for telling me what I already knew … and you picked my dog instead of picking a sheep! Give him back to me!” (Cont’d)

The shepherd said: “Well, you may try!”.

The guy, who was a real HTA (High Tech Addict), switched on his laptop and his GPS, requested half a dozen of satellite pix, got them processed and told the old shepherd: “You’ve got 1,125 sheep!” The old drunkard said: “Correct! You may take one!” The guy lifted me in his arm and threw me in his Dodge! The shepherd said: “You’re a smart consultant! Aren’t you?” The guy asked: “How do you know I’m a consultant?”

How I found my Foster Dad (cont’n) Through the Dodge window, I watched cannily to the geek who would soon become my master. He understood quickly that I would be his kids’ best friend. He said to the shepherd: “I guess you’ve got some problems to sell your wool balls, don’t you?”. The old man grumbled: “Are you gonna charge me another sheep?”. The geek said: “Not at all; I only want my customers to be happy… So, you would like to get more money from your wool!” The shepherd was pleased: “Exactly, Sir!”. My new master printed series of histograms and figures from the Sydney Wool Exchange , while twaddling: “The main problem is this Shetland Sheep among your Causses flock! Then, your wool is not pure.” As the shepherd did not understand, my new master told him I was a Shetland sheep from some islands off Scotland, in French “ l’Écosse ” and not “ les Causses ”. He gave him the prints, saying that next time, he’ll get more money from his wool. The shepherd said : “Keep him! I’ll buy a true dog at the pet shop!” … We drove off…

Through the Dodge window, I watched cannily to the geek who would soon become my master. He understood quickly that I would be his kids’ best friend. He said to the shepherd: “I guess you’ve got some problems to sell your wool balls, don’t you?”. The old man grumbled: “Are you gonna charge me another sheep?”. The geek said: “Not at all; I only want my customers to be happy… So, you would like to get more money from your wool!” The shepherd was pleased: “Exactly, Sir!”. My new master printed series of

My favorite Hobby: Sleeping! My preferred dream: Hunting Oz penguins in Southern Tasmania , with dad… But he told me that it’s strictly prohibited by the Wah WaF (aka WWF)…

My preferred dream: Hunting Oz penguins in Southern Tasmania , with dad… But he told me that it’s strictly prohibited by the Wah WaF (aka WWF)…

So, do you want me to be your Mascot?

Playing “The Merry Wives of Windsor” at the DGST ( The Dwarves & Gnomes Shakespearian Theater )

What do I mean? I mean: You’re the boss!

I mean:

You’re the boss!

What do I think? I’m thinking: I love huge hugs!

I’m thinking:

I love huge hugs!

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