Dear NSA - A Love Letter

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Published on February 4, 2014

Author: deckologie

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Hey NSA - We are not all "haters"! We actually think we love you and are here to help. (You had us a Yadabytes).

Dear NSA A love letter

Dear NSA, I know you are very busy.

It can't be easy analyzing billions of phone records every day.

I just want to let you know.

I’m not like the others.

The Angry Bill O’ Reilly

The Indignant Image tbd Add name Rush Limbaugh

The Incensed Michele Bachmann

I get you.

And I’ here to help. m

You don’ have to analyze my t phone records today.

That’ right. I’ done it for you. s ve (Epic flirt move)

MY  PHONE  RECORDS   Incoming Calls MY  MOM  CALLED   PEN  PAL  FROM     ADOPT-­‐AN-­‐INMATE  CALLED     E. Coli continues to be a threat. Avoid spinach and sprouts. “Good news,” early parole unexpectedly granted. MOM  AGAIN   Clover sprouts ok; NO alfalfa or mung bean. SPF 40+ at all times, esp. back of neck. 7:02  AM   7:07  AM   12:15  PM     2:46  PM   CALLED  MOM   from tanning bed while sipping SproutsAlive!® smoothie. Discussed the rampant overuse of Sippy Cups. Outgoing Calls 2:48  PM     CALLED  RECRUITER   Left desperate message for recruiter about out-of-state opportunities. Willing to relocate immediately. Preferably to Guam. 4:15  PM   BUTT-­‐DIALED  INMATE   Attempted casual its-not-youits-me break-up. Unsuccessful. Attempted casual discussion on sprouts.

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