Published on February 4, 2014
Dear NSA A love letter
Dear NSA, I know you are very busy.
It can't be easy analyzing billions of phone records every day.
I just want to let you know.
I’m not like the others.
The Angry Bill O’ Reilly
The Indignant Image tbd Add name Rush Limbaugh
The Incensed Michele Bachmann
I get you.
And I’ here to help. m
You don’ have to analyze my t phone records today.
That’ right. I’ done it for you. s ve (Epic flirt move)
MY PHONE RECORDS Incoming Calls MY MOM CALLED PEN PAL FROM ADOPT-‐AN-‐INMATE CALLED E. Coli continues to be a threat. Avoid spinach and sprouts. “Good news,” early parole unexpectedly granted. MOM AGAIN Clover sprouts ok; NO alfalfa or mung bean. SPF 40+ at all times, esp. back of neck. 7:02 AM 7:07 AM 12:15 PM 2:46 PM CALLED MOM from tanning bed while sipping SproutsAlive!® smoothie. Discussed the rampant overuse of Sippy Cups. Outgoing Calls 2:48 PM CALLED RECRUITER Left desperate message for recruiter about out-of-state opportunities. Willing to relocate immediately. Preferably to Guam. 4:15 PM BUTT-‐DIALED INMATE Attempted casual its-not-youits-me break-up. Unsuccessful. Attempted casual discussion on sprouts.
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