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Published on August 6, 2008

Author: santanu

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CORPORATE LESSONS : CORPORATE LESSONS So, we will be going through change Here’s three lessons from large corporations to help you survive change…. CORPORATE LESSON 1 : CORPORATE LESSON 1 CORPORATE LESSON 1 : CORPORATE LESSON 1 Moral of the story is…. To be sitting and doing nothing you must be sitting very, very high up. CORPORATE LESSON 2 : CORPORATE LESSON 2 The turkey pecked at a lump of dung and found that it actually gave him enough strength to reach the first branch of the tree. The next day, after eating more dung, he reached the second branch. Finally after a fortnight, there he was proudly perched at the top of the tree Soon he was spotted by a farmer Who promptly shot the turkey out of the tree. CORPORATE LESSON 2 : CORPORATE LESSON 2 Moral of the story: Bullshit might get you to the top, but it won't keep you there. CORPORATE LESSON 3 : CORPORATE LESSON 3 A little bird was flying south for the winter. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, it began to realise how warm it was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him! CORPORATE LESSON 3 : CORPORATE LESSON 3 The morals of this story are: 1) Not everyone who drops shit on you is your enemy. 2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend. 3) And when you're in deep shit,keep your mouth shut

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