An Excellent Boring Presentation

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Published on September 24, 2008

Author: rupantor

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This presentation is a witty journey to boredom. In excellent way.

Holding attention is important in storytelling.
Storytelling is important in presentation.
presentation is important in undergrad project, any project. No matter how boring the topic is.

V 4.0 AN EXCELLENT BORING PRESENTATION FOR 2 REASONS.

AN EXCELLENT BORING PRESENTATION FOR 2 REASONS. I GUESS SO.

BORING BECAUSE #1 too many equations. text. garbage.

EXCELLENT BECAUSE storytelling.

BORING BECAUSE #2 random blah blah. bad storytelling.

GET READY to be bored.

ISHTIAQUE ZICO / BANGLADESH

RIGHT! THAT’S MY NAME ISHTIAQUE ZICO / BANGLADESH

AND MY COUNTRY ISHTIAQUE ZICO / BANGLADESH

MY BIO INDEPENDENT FILMMAKER WRITER. ALSO.

I LOVE IDEAS, EXPERIMENT & LIMITATION twitter.com/iazico

& ENJOY WORKING WITH RUPANTOR MICROCINEMA TEAM

BUT ONCE I STUDIED MATHEMATICS UNDERGRAD. BORING.

I HAD TO MAKE PRESENTATION WITH MATHEMATICS THAT’S WHY BORING

AND THIS PRESENTATION DEALS SCATTERING THEORY ALSO SCARING

SO LET’S EXPLORE INVERSE SCATTERING & SCATTERING BLAH BLAH YOU ARE WARNED.

& WHAT IS SCATTERING deflection of subatomic particles

& WHAT IS subatomic particles

GOOGLE. PLEASE. [search] subatomic particles

ALWAYS. I would do the same thing.

SCATTERING. EXAMPLE. Wave scattering Sunlight scattered by rain drops

SCATTERING. EXAMPLE. Particle scattering The motion of billiard balls

SCATTERING. EXAMPLE. Particle scattering The motion of billiard balls

SCATTERING. EXAMPLE. Particle scattering The motion of billiard balls

TIPS #1 To make your presentation boring, never insert photo. like me.

TIPS #1 To make your presentation boring, never insert photo. use clipart.

Direct Scattering Problem Scatterer Spectrum

AND TIPS #2 use symbol. jargon. whenever you can.

Direct Scattering Problem Sturm-Liouville equation CONSIDER :  xx  (  u ( x))  0 Eigenvalue Potential Eigenfunction (t=0) INPUT : Potential OUTPUT : Spectrum

Direct Scattering Problem Ha Ha Ha… CONSIDER : SOMETHING WAS HERE Eigen blah Blah Eigen blah (t=0) INPUT : blah OUTPUT : BLAH

Direct Scattering Problem Ha Ha Ha… CONSIDER : blah BLAH Eigen blah Blah Eigen blah (t=0) INPUT : blah OUTPUT : BLAH

Direct Scattering Problem Spectrum Types spectrum { , } discrete continuous  = negative  = positive  = blah blah  = again blah

Direct Scattering Problem Graph : When Discrete 1 0.8 0.6 0.4 0.2 -6 -5 -4 -3 -2 -1 eigenfunction decays exponentially

Direct Scattering Problem And when continuous u Transmitted Reflected Incident v

HA HA HA… TIPS #3 use 1980s style graph!

Direct Scattering Problem Example | Direc Delta* u ( x)  U 0 ( x) , x  0  ( x)    0, x  0 * distribution, not function.

ENOUGH. Next.

Inverse Scattering Problem Spectrum Scatterer

Inverse Scattering Problem Just the inverse BLAH blah INPUT : Spectrum OUTPUT : Potential

INPUT BECOMES OUTPUT. and vice versa.

BORED? not yet? you will be.

Inverse Scattering Problem Our Goal  xx  (  u )  0 k 2  xx  (k  u )  0 2

Inverse Scattering Problem Our Boredom  The solution is assumed to be:    ( x; k )  e ikx   K ( x, z )e dz ikz x MAGIC  ˆ dK    e ikx  u  2    ( K xx  K zz  u ( x) K )e ikz dz  0  dx  x  

Inverse Scattering Problem Sorry  From Cauchy’s theorem we get:   (  e ikx ˆ )e dz  0 ikz  MAGIC. AGAIN.   C    B 

Inverse Scattering Problem One More  Input particle energy = variable  Impact parameter = constant BORED?  K ( x, z )  F ( x  z )   K ( x, z ) F ( y  z )dy  0 x

Inverse Scattering Problem Almost Done Scattering U(x,0) S(0) Time KdV Inverse Scattering U(x,t) S(t)

IN BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME STEPHEN HAWKING SAID,

STEPHEN HAWKING SAID, every equation helps to lose the readers by half.

SOMETHING LIKE THIS. every equation helps to lose the readers by half.

HA HA HA… how many equations I have used here?

OOPS. you there?

HELLO. anybody?

SORRY. forget everything I said.

THE END of boredom.

NOW BLAME ME OR GOOGLE ME OR

rupantor.blogspot.com VISIT MY CINEMA TEAM BLOG.

AND THANK ME FOR BORING YOU.

ALSO THANK YOURSELF FOR YOUR PATIENCE.

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