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10 things I can live without

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Published on November 15, 2010

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10 things I can live without, or how to simplify your life and not die trying
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10 things to live without or Simplify your life and don’t die trying

#1 Mobiles

Who said I should be 100% available?

Who said I am SO important?

Why should I be doing something else while moving?

Let me just move from one place to another

Let me enjoy my mobility

Let me finish my trip

Let me be uninterrupted

If I had 500 minutes in a cellphone plan That means I would take 500 minutes from somebody else

What I have to say… can wait.

Until we meet again

I promise not to call you because you may be:

I promise not to call you because you may be: 1 – Thinking

I promise not to call you because you may be: 1 – Thinking 2 – Creating

I promise not to call you because you may be: 1 – Thinking 2 – Creating 3 – Resting

How can I interrupt you?

Or you could be: 1 – With someone

Or you could be: 1 – With someone 2 – With everyone

Or you could be: 1 – With someone 2 – With everyone 3 – With no one

Again… How can I interrupt you?

No minutes? No signal? No battery?

No minutes? No signal? No battery? No problem!

#2 Smart Stuff

Anything with a display is unnecessarily complex

An on/off button should be enough in any appliance.

Something with a user manual is usually too much featured and expensive.

Geolocators? No thanks…

I just want to get lost

#3 Automobile

To move a load of 90 kilograms (one adult)…

You need to move an object of 1000 to 2000 kg (one car)

It is a waste of energy and valuable resources

Imagine you had to push 20 times your own weight to go from point A to point B

There are better solutions. Why not just…

Walk

Skate

Ride a Bike

Motorcycle? No thanks.

200 kilograms to carry your 90 kilograms

It is still a circus show

Use public transportation

Cab

Bus

Rickshaw

Driving a car is a JOB

It requires skills, concentration,decision making,responsibility,common sense.

Transporting people and goods is a high responsibility JOB

Leave this to professionals

#4 Watch

What time is it? 11:58:17 am or noon or lunch time

Your body and your senses can tell the time

Yes, trains and planes leave at an exact time.

But you are asked to arrive at the airport 2 or 3 hours in advance.

$1 or$10.000watches just do the same

They give you an information that is available everywhere

You will never offend your friends by looking at your watch in the middle of a conversation.

#5 News

There is nothing I really NEED to know right now

I prefer to read history than news.

I prefer to read history than news. Even if it’s last week’s history.

Information is there. I can grasp it anytime

Let me enjoy my fresh ignorance of events.

Let other people enjoy themselves telling you their version of current events.

Be the one who doesn’t know.

Be the one who doesn’t know. Be the one who listens.

Be the one who doesn’t know. Be the one who listens. Be popular.

#6 Beauty

Let’s go back to ugliness

We, the ugly,

We, the ugly, are the majority.

Humanity’s pursuit of beauty

Humanity’s pursuit of beauty is expensive and futile

Be natural,

Be natural, be old,

Be natural, be old, be unfitted,

Be natural, be old, be unfitted, be imperfect,

Be natural, be old, be unfitted, be imperfect, be asymetric,

Be natural, be old, be unfitted, be imperfect, be asymetric, be bald,

Be natural, be old, be unfitted, be imperfect, be asymetric, be bald, be hairy…

Be you…

Live!

Live! Age!

Live! Age! Die!

Live! Age! Die! Simple!

#7 Addictions

They are expensive.

They demand a lot of effort

They demand a lot of effort to get them

They demand a lot of effort to get them to get out of them

Legal or not,

Legal or not, they are

Legal or not, they are too much burden

A self imposed

A self imposed slavery…

A self imposed slavery…! How smart is that?

Do not

Do not chain yourself

Do not chain yourself to anything

Do not chain yourself to anything chemical…

Do not chain yourself to anything chemical… orphysical

#8 Faith

Believe

Believe in everything

Believe in everything you want.

Believe in everything you want. But please

Believe in everything you want. But please don’t tell me.

Let the rest

Let the rest of humanity

Let the rest of humanity be «wrong».

Yes.

Yes. You know better than me.

Yes. You know better than me. Congratulations!

Let me die

Let me die with my ignorance.

I may be happy

I may be happy without

I may be happy without your source

I may be happy without your source of happiness.

If you don’t tell me

If you don’t tell me your beliefs

If you don’t tell me your beliefs I promise…

If you don’t tell me your beliefs I promise… I won’t tell you mine.

Just one final request:

Just one final request: Let

Just one final request. Let them

Just one final request. Let them choose…!

#9 Wealth

«All people are born equal»

«All people are born equal» OK…

«All people are born equal» OK… «All people are born»

But «All people die the same way»

But «All people die the same way» One instant: alive

But «All people die the same way» One instant: alive Next instant: not alive

Wealthy people just have more people that want them…

Wealthy people just have more people that want them… not alive

Anything can be bought by the «Royalty»

Anything can be bought by the «Royalty» except Real loyalty

The best things in life are free…

The best things in life are free… Free (No chains)

The best things in life are free… Free (No chains) Free (No cost)

The best things in life are free… Free (No chains) Free (No cost) Free (No owner)

Buying things

Buying things is not a big accomplishment.

Buying things is not a big accomplishment. Anyone with the same amount of money can do it.

Put a priceon anything

Put a price on anything or anyone

Put a price on anything or anyone and you kill his value.

No one can pay

No one can pay What I am worth.

#10 Me

Change my stuff

Change my stuff for my legacy

Change my stuff for my legacy Change my body

Change my stuff for my legacy Change my body for my mind

Change my stuff for my legacy Change my body for my mind Change my beliefs

Change my stuff for my legacy Change my body for my mind Change my beliefs for my ideas

Change my rights

Change my rights for my duties

Change my rights for my duties Change my rights

Change my rights for my duties Change my rights for my wrongs

Change my rights for my duties Change my rights for my wrongs Change my rights

Change my rights for my duties Change my rights for my wrongs Change my rights for my lefts

Change my ____

How can I live without me? How can I live forever?

You never die as long as someone remembers you.

Go ahead. Be immortal.

Guillermo Ramírez April 2011

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