10 Great One Liners

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Published on June 15, 2008

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10 Great One Liners : 10 Great One Liners Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity Don't screw the opportunity! : Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity Don't screw the opportunity! I'm not a Gynaecologist, but I wouldn't mind having a look.. : I'm not a Gynaecologist, but I wouldn't mind having a look.. The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death ! : The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls. The Lord Almighty sentenced them to : Hang Till Death ! Why are condoms transparent? So that sperm can atleast enjoy the scene, even if their entry is restricted...! : Why are condoms transparent? So that sperm can atleast enjoy the scene, even if their entry is restricted...! What is the definition of a Lesbian?Yet another Damm Woman trying to do a Man's job!! : What is the definition of a Lesbian?Yet another Damm Woman trying to do a Man's job!! What is a man's idea of foreplay?Half an hour of begging. : What is a man's idea of foreplay?Half an hour of begging. Today’s generation: Six year old boy to a four year old boy: Dude, I found a condom in the balcony.Four year old boy: What’s a balcony ? : Today’s generation: Six year old boy to a four year old boy: Dude, I found a condom in the balcony.Four year old boy: What’s a balcony ? When a man of 60 marries a girl of 21it's like buying a book for someone else to read. : When a man of 60 marries a girl of 21it's like buying a book for someone else to read. Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes?A: Lifebuoy. : Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom and touch her anywhere he likes?A: Lifebuoy. Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy... : Signboard outside a prostitute's house: Married MEN not allowed. We serve the needy, not the greedy... Slide 12: Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Slide 13: 800,000 Hotels 2 Million Hotel Reviews 2.5 Million Hotel Pictures Comparing World’s Best Sites 20,000 Destinations in 200 Countries Click Here

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